Pickup Lines
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215 pickup lines found in the database.
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Brittany from Peebles said she never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Was your dad a baker? He must have been to make those sweet buns.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Brittany said it would work.
Jessica from Boston said she used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Do you have two nipples for a dime??
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jessica said it did actually work.
Rickoftinydick from Hell, Michigan said she used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Wanna play war? (girls says ok) Cool, I'll be Atilla, you be the enemy. Now i'll divide and conquer
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Rickoftinydick said it did actually work.
God from New Baltimore said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Your like a halo teleporter; when I turn you on and go into you, you transport me to a world of pleasure.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
God said it would work.
Elise from Concord said she never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
(works as a girl) Damn, you must be a leprechaun because you feel my pot with gold
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Elise said it would work.
Rick from Elk City, Oklahoma said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Do you like pizza? Well I do cause I want a Pizza you. (peice of you)
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Rick said it did actually work.
Jak from Palo Alto said he used this line and thought it was the worst line ever!
Did you live on a farm (girl say why) cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jak said it did not work.
Kurt from Collinsville said he heard this line and thought it was the worst line ever!
If i could re arrange the alphabet id put u and i together
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Kurt said it would work.
Dakota from New York said he never used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Theres not one night that goes by when I don't dream of you.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Dakota said it would work.
Alex from Pensacola said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Nice Shoes wanna f***
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Alex said it would work.
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