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Chris from Asheville said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Ask her if you can tell her a story. Then pick up her hand and draw a line across it. Then make a little dot. Say the line is a river and the dot is a bunny rabbit. The bunny rabbit has to get across the river. Is he gonna jump across, swim across, or go around? And as she guesses each one say nope. And then she'll say then what? And you'll say I have no clue. I just wanted to hold your hand.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Chris said it did actually work.


Don from Eagan said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

(if a girl likes you cologne) GIRL: you smell good, what do you have on? ME: i've got a hard on but i didn't know you could smell it.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Don said it did actually work.


Don from Eagan said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

(if there are no seats around) hey baby, wanna sit on my knee? (she goes to sit on your knee) not that knee i messed it up yesterday (she goes for the other knee) OUCH, that knee hurst too, try my wee-knee.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Don said it did actually work.


Donald from Eagan said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? cause it looks like your face hit the ground goin pretty fast.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Donald said it did actually work.


Ahhn from Moscow said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Hey, your that woman from Sexy Women Weekly!

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Ahhn said it did actually work.


Jacob from Virginia said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Guy:How was your Journey?(girl):What Journey? Guy: The Journey you took from Heaven to earth?

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jacob said it did actually work.


Kevin Riddick from Mebane said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Can u touch me so i can tell my freinds that i have been touched by an angel

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Kevin Riddick said it did actually work.


Sozza from Brisbane said she heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Can you help me? I seemed to have lost my phone number - can I have yours?

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Sozza said it did actually work.


Dave from Inman said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Guy: have you been to lost and found? girl:no? guy: because you're missing your halo.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Dave said it did actually work.


Dave from Inman said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Guy: do you play the piano? girl:yes guy: thats strange, i thought angels played only harps. -OR- girl:no guy: thats figures, b/c angels play only harps.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Dave said it did actually work.


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