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215 pickup lines found in the database.
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Chris Obe from Wautoma said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

'If I flip a quarter what are the odds of me getting head'

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Chris Obe said it did actually work.


Adrian from Holland said he heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Hey baby, do you have in keg in your jeans, cuz I'd really like to tap that ass.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Adrian said it would work.


Adrian from Holland said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Hey baby, if I were a squirrell, could I bust a nut in your hole?

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Adrian said it would work.


Ashley from Andover said she used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Ashley said it would work.


Tate from Aurora said he never used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Screw me if im wrong but havnt we met yet

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Tate said it would work.


Tate from Aurora said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

Walk up to a girl and sneeze then say oh i am sory but i seem to be allergic to your shirt could u take it off?

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Tate said it would work.


Katherine from Charlottesville said she never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Did you just fart? (Wait for response.) Because you just blew me away!

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Katherine said it would not work.


Jeff from Crestview said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!

(look into her eyes)you know,i can see my self in your eyes.

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jeff said it did actually work.


Joey from Los Angeles said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

Hey Baby, Lets Go To Your Place and lets do some math. Subtract your clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and lets multiply!

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Joey said it would not work.


Mark from Wilmington, De. said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!

'Dr. says that I'm hung like a small child....8lb 7oz'

What success rate can we expect from this line?
Mark said it would never work.


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