Pickup Lines
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215 pickup lines found in the database.
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T - Man from Norfolk said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
(you walk up to a girl and tell her)
Wanna go to Mcdonalds and eat something off the dollar menu than burn all the calories back out of your body at my place?
(if she says what then respond)
ok the real menu
What success rate can we expect from this line?
T - Man said it did actually work.
Christian from Atlanta said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If someone has writing on their shirt be like:
Can i read your shirt in brail?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Christian said it did not work.
Gansgtermari from P-town said she heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!
'If you were a sandwich at McDonald's I would name you McGorgeous'
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Gansgtermari said it would work.
Zack from Portland said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
You go up to a girl an say~You must have a keg between your legs because i wanna tap that ass.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Zack said it did actually work.
Johnathan from Ruston said he heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Are you a theif, cause i think you stole my heart.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Johnathan said it would work.
Roy D Mesher from L.a said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Go up to a girl and say can you touch me? Then wait for her response.Then say cuz I want to tell my firends that I been touched by an angel.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Roy D Mesher said it did actually work.
Jess from Vancouver said she heard this line and thought it was the worst line ever!
Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
OR
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jess said it did not work.
Nicole from Vancouver said she heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Say Wanna screw, she'll say what, then take a screw out of your pocket and hand it to her
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Nicole said it did actually work.
Hope from Longview said she never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
I may not be Fred Flinstone but i sure can make ur bed rock!!!!!!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Hope said it would work.
Jen from Fremont said she heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!
My favorite pick up line, and I never get sick of it..
ask: 'Did it hurt'
she responds: 'Did what hurt?'
Reply: 'When you fell from heaven?'
He wasnt my type so it didnt work, but it has potential.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jen said it would work.
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